I like absurd things; if you've been here for a while, you've probably figured that out.
Here's a cg animation of chess pieces dressed as Spartans and Persians as they appeared in "300." (Note that there are a few sprays of blood, but there's nothing too violent.)
And here is game footage from Age of Empires 2 where some cars drive around killing everything. Yes, some cars drive around killing everything.
And from some Age of Empires game, a cartoony trap.
Note that apparently, the trap took more resources to create than the war elephants did.