I recently discovered that Atari created a remake of an old video game, Yar's Revenge.
And I've got just one question.
Can Yar still eat any substance and spit energy missiles capable of vaporizing solid rock?
Because if not, I'm not sure this is a remake worthy of the name.
(Yes, I'm aware that Yar is now a cute girl with extra arms and wings. No, I'm not saying she should spit projectiles because of any kind of weird fetishes-a multiarmed winged chick is bad enough already. And yes, I'm going to quit before I dig a hole I can't climb out of.)