When I was a kid, I played video games the even-then ancient Atari 2600. Why? It was what I had.
One of the most infuriating things about Atari games at the time was that they were essentially endless. (Considering how hard it is to reach the end of some newer games, I suppose that could be a blessing in disguise, even if those few of my classmates who knew what I was talking about when I mentioned an Atari game mocked the games' endless natures.) Even then, I think I would have preferred it to an ending like this one.
Yoink, ha ha ha, not really an ending for you.