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Friday, September 25, 2009

Stardust, the Strangest Hero of the Golden Age

And that's sayin' something, let me tell you.

As I have attempted to demonstrate, the Golden Age was a very strange time for comics. Output and popularity were both tremendous (as this was before the spread of television, it was the most popular medium in America), and demand for stories was probably pretty high.

Which might explain why some were just so danged strange.

See, in the Golden Age, there were basically four kinds of "hero" characters. (I will use male pronouns only for the convenience of simplicity; do remember that most comic heroes were men anyway, those that weren't usually intended to be eye candy for a somewhat older audience.)

The "normal" hero was just a "regular joe" who through luck, toughness, and resourcefulness (all of which the "normal" hero had in spades, making this character less of a regular joe than you'd think), would bludgeon or reason his way through scraps to the end of the story.

The "gadget" hero had some kind of gimmicky ability or abilities given by one or more special devices that he or a (usually deceased) relative or friend had created.

The "powered" hero explicitly had one or more vaguely-to-well-defined abilities that put him above normal people, such as explicitly superhuman strength.

The last variety of hero is the "god" hero, or as I'm going to call the group, "super wizards." Why "super wizards?"

Because Stardust, the subject of this post, was called "Stardust the Super Wizard," and he was most definitely one of this archetype, perhaps the most extreme example. It's very evocative, and it makes clear the characteristic possessed by most of this type of hero-they used magic in really spectacular and over-the-top ways, and their foes didn't stand a chance. (Ironically, Stardust's powers came from the sorcery of super science instead of "actual" magic.)

Here's an example, in the form of a few panels from the very first Stardust story:

(FYI, Fletcher Hanks, the creator of Stardust, wasn't much of an artist. His "style," if one can call it that, is unmistakable-utterly bizarre faces and anatomy accompanied by rather Seussian architecture and incredible flatness. Not to insult the man-I just think he wasn't a very practiced artist. Does some weird stuff in his work, though.)

I kinda like the guy's reaction-I almost wonder if it was intended to be funny, because the rest of it seems to be taking itself way too seriously...

No duh.

The really strange thing about Stardust, though? Unlike most of the super wizard heroes, Stardust does not treat his foes with kid gloves.

It's kind of like what would happen if Superman and the Punisher had their minds swapped or something.

You know how some people complain "Why doesn't *insert insanely powerful character's name here* just kill 'em all?" Stardust might be these people's ideal hero.

I mean, this is about as gentle as he gets:

Suspending people in the air and making them stare at skeletons. (That's some weird secret ray there.)

Rip-the-Blood (yes, that's some guy's name) has a more typical fate. He plots...

...launches an attack...

...and fails. And then...

...Stardust throws him off a cliff for good measure.

Of course, then there's one of the most spectacular villain killings I've ever seen: Thrown to a giant tsunami, and then disintegrated.

I mean, wow. Talk about style.

And take what happens to "Wolf-Eye." Wolf-Eye has his own built-in super science powers...

(Gotta love the transition between the second and third panels there.) ...but is utterly helpless before Stardust.

Now, Stardust, that's really just insulting.

In all seriousness? I don't know why I'm investing this much energy in Stardust, but he's got some kind of really weird appeal.

He's just ugly, though. Man.

-Signing off.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Golden Age Triple Moment of the Day (60)

I've posted a few of these moments of the day lately that feature scenes from Samson, a feature from Fantastic Comics, which also featured Stardust the Super Wizard.

This brief sequence from Fantastic Comics #9 shows that Samson, while a "powered" hero instead of a "super wizard" hero, was otherwise cut from much the same absolutely merciless mold as Stardust.

Here we see that Stardust Samson [EDIT: Whoops!], who is on an island full of monsters, has a huge bird tucked under his arm. Why is he after that boulder?

Duh.

And of course, he had the bird under his arm so he could have it carry him away from the island.

So Samson, rather than be willing to let these monsters live, decided he was going to drive them into extinction.

He probably broke the bird's neck later and gave it to somebody as a substitute holiday turkey, too.

-Signing off.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Golden Age Moment of the Day (72)

From Fantastic Comics #9 comes a fascinating piece of brain-melting "reasoning."

What reasoning is it?

For some reason, that villain guy thought, when Stardust emerged from a crater left by his evil villain death ray, that he had created Stardust, unknowingly and accidentally, and believed it when Stardust told him he'd do his bidding.

That's a whole new-or rather, old-level of "too dumb to live."

-Signing off.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Golden Age Extended Moment of the Day (63)

The most famous character from Fantastic Comics was probably Stardust (I've mentioned him a few times in the past), and in this story from #7, it's demonstrated why:

Because he and his enemies followed a truly special kind of logic.

For the record, while it would be very bad for the world to stop rotating (the H.G. Wells story The Man Who Could Work Miracles has a depiction with at least limited realism in it, though the means through which rotation was stopped didn't even bother with realism, which is just as well), it wouldn't be the sudden cessation of gravity.

Which you should probably be at least vaguely, intuitively aware of, or at least figure out from looking up gravity on Wikipedia.

-Signing off.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Golden Age Moment of the Day (64)

From Fantastic Comics #10's Stardust feature...

I'll let you try to hash out how a "thermal spore" (for a fire fungus?) is supposed to cause a planet to spontaneously combust for yourself.

-Signing off.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Golden Age Moment of the Day (2)

Question: What does a scorpion look like?

Answer: Not like these things.

(Image from Fox Features' "Fantastic Comics" feature "The Golden Knight," which for reference also featured Stardust the Super Wizard.) What.

-Signing off.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Golden Age Moment of the Day (3)

Fact: Not only is Stardust more or less invulnerable to everything...

...he also feels the need to trick his enemies into thinking he might occasionally be vulnerable.

That's a mean guy right there.

-Signing off.