Like, oh, about two thirds of the eastern United States, I'm currently weathering out a bit of a storm. So here's a quick post.
Two things that make me laugh beyond the obvious content of the advertisement itself, from the TFWiki page for the item being advertised:
1) Optimus Maximus is classed as an "Autobot... thing" in the disambiguation section.
2) The caption for the toy photograph-"Your Optimus is so fat, when he sits down people call it base mode!" Classic.