I was trying to decide which of two things I'd rather blog about tonight, and realized, "Hey, this is a pretty odd pair of choices, and probably marginally more interesting than what I'd have to say on either alone."
1. One of these things is not bad if you were the one setting up for it. One of these things is not a bad thing that could happen because I seriously doubt it could happen.
2. Isn't it funny that a character known for not being especially bright and for his brute strength has what amounts to the thinking man's skillset?
I think it's interesting, anyway.