I've been keeping an eye on my kid brother, who has a fever, so I've been distracted. (I've also been busy working on projects that keep me about fifteen miles from my internet connection for large chunks of the day.)
So here, have a stupid old commercial. (Since when are things from the '90s old? Dang, the "aughties" were a quick decade.)
Um, yeah, I don't know what else to say.