Precious...

NOTE: The following has a fair bit of swearing, and while a lot of it is bleeped, the censoring is pretty lazy.



Frankly, while I don't particularly care for large volumes of swearing, I do rather think that, discounting the literary era he was created in, Gollum's nastier side would definitely swear the nastiest swears he could come up with, so this strikes me as relatively in character.

-Signing off.